Osher at CMU Joke of the Week!
Here is the joke of the week:
Why doesn’t the sun trust umbrellas?
Because they’re so shady.
If you'd like to submit a joke for the WE, please email it to osher@cmu.edu!
Past Jokes
Here are the jokes we've posted in the past! We hope they make you laugh.
July 4, 2025
To get the most bang for your buck!
June 26, 2025
Humidi-tea!
June 20, 2025
A man leaves home, takes three left turns, and is on his way back home when he sees two men in masks waiting for him. Who are they?
The catcher and the umpire!
June 13
When you’re eating a watermelon.
May 30 & June 6, 2025
This week we have a brain teaser for you:
The number 8,549,176,320 is a unique number. What is so special about it?
Answer: This is the only number that includes all the digits arranged in alphabetical order.
May 23, 2025
Let’s twist again like we did last summer!
May 16, 2025
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit, "what is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O," replied the rabbit.
May 9, 2025
A: It already had a million degrees.
April 25, 2025
Q: Did you hear the man who invented Cough Drops passed away?
A: There will be no coffin at the funeral.
April 18, 2025
A: Pilgrims!
April 4 & 11, 2025
The answers: Eye, ear, lip, gum, jaw, arm, rib, hip, leg, toe.
March 14, 2025
Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?
He already had a pot of gold.
March 7, 2025
I'm sorry. There's been a delay in construction.
February 14, 2025
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
"I'm stuck on you!"
February 7th, 2025
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays!
January 31st, 2025
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
January 24th, 2025
Have you heard about the Italian chef who just died?
He pasta way!
January 17th, 2025
How does the ocean say hi? It waves.
January 10th, 2025
Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them, "love" means NOTHING!
January 3rd, 2025
Why does everyone say Times Square is the best for New Year's Eve? They always drop the ball!